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Phone Sex Headlines - for the week ending 5/18/06

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

For the week of 5/18/06

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Phone Sex in the main stream media this week!
05/17/06
Man pleads in cell-phone sex-video caseCanton Repository (subscription) - Canton,OH,USABy RENEE BROWN Copley Ohio Newspapers. NEW PHILADELPHIA - A New Philadelphia man will be sentenced July 3 for using a cell phone …
Pike County’s judge-executive loses to challengerWKYT - Lexington,KY,USA… Rutherford had filed a lawsuit against Deskins’ campaign over ads that claimed Rutherford paid for thousands of dollars worth of phone sex calls when he was …
05/16/06
A Good Laugh:AgWeb - USA… Honest to God, if the government had been monitoring my phone conversations, by God they should be paying half of my phone sex bill.”. …
LITTLE BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOUYahoo! News - USA… who would shoot their neighbor for watching them through their bedroom window say they don’t care if some faceless bureaucrat listens to them have phone sex. …
05/15/06
Buck neked at BucknellTown Hall - Washington,DC,USA… as a “celebration of whore culture” the show was euphemistically titled the “Sex Workers Art Show.” It featured a group of hookers, phone sex operators, smut …
Humorists’ comments on politics and public affairsCharlotte Observer - Charlotte,NC,USA… Yeah, like he’s going to read that.”. “If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill.”. …
05/13/06
How Big Is Too Big?OpEdNews - USA… Now, before you blush at the thought that your wife will find out about that phone sex line you called last month, or your boss will fire you because of what …
Pike race renews phone sex episodeKentucky.com - Lexington,KY,USA… button this year on a 13-year-old allegation that former Pike County Judge-Executive Wayne T. Rutherford “wasted thousands of dollars on phone sex calls” the …
Another Bush for president?Baraboo News Republic - Baraboo,WI,USA… Americans. It has nothing to do with terrorism. President Bush is pitching a new sitcom called Everybody Loves Phone Sex. CIA Director …
Regional BriefsLouisville Courier-Journal - Louisville,KY,USA… sued Deskins’ campaign after it aired television and radio ads that accuse Rutherford of allowing taxpayer dollars to be used for phone sex calls when he held …See all stories on this topic
TOUGH TALK AND A SOFT SPOTMiami Herald - FL,USA… ‘Everybody was on my back. You’d think I was abusing Oxycontin or doing phone sex with an employee. Gosh darn . . . Finally I sat down with my husband and son. …

05/12/06
Skype offers translation service, if you’re willing to payArs Technica - Boston,MA,USA… The process is also a bit cumbersome, and I don’t think it’s a good forum for phone sex or planning illegal activities, no matter how confidential (Word …
Some pop quizzes you won’t have to study forWashington Blade - Washington,DC,USA… Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? • Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? …
Orlando lawyer is Web hero after defending bloggerOrlando Sentinel - Orlando,FL,USA… a state Web site. As written by the ad agency, it inadvertently included a toll-free number to a phone-sex line. The ad agency responded …
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Explore The Utah Outdoors - Utah Outdoor Activities.Com

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Explore The Utah Outdoors - Utah Outdoor Activities.Com
A sporting goods store providing news, information, feature articles, interesting discussion on hunting and fishing topics and outdoor sporting equipment.
Source: www.utahoutdooractivities.com

Great Outdoors
Experience the outdoors online — hiking, skiing, camping, and mountain biking with gear reviews and adventure profiles.
Source: www.greatoutdoors.com

Outdoor Advertising, Billboard Advertising, Outdoor Media …
Offers outdoor clothing and equipment for walking, climbing, camping, … Suppliers of outdoor clothing and accessories based in Hawkshead, Lake District. …
Source: www.outdoorbillboard.com

Outdoor Fun Store Swingsets, Playsets, Playground Equipment
Outdoor Fun Store (swing set warehouse) sells, installs and services playground equipment (residential and commercial), safety surfacing, zip lines.
Source: www.outdoorfunstore.com

Outdoor ESCAPES New Hampshire LLC Outdoor Adventures in NH guides …
Provides guided wilderness adventures including hiking, snowshoeing, canoeing, kayaking, mountain biking, cross-country skiing, and nature tours.
Source: www.outdoorescapesnewhampshire.com

Outdoor Life - The Source for Hunting and Fishing Adventure
Outdoor Life - The Source for Hunting and Fishing Adventure.
Source: www.outdoorlife.com

Outdoor Movie Screens - Inflatable Movie Screens - AIRSCREEN
Outdoor movie services and equipment provider, inflatable screens, projectors and sound. We have the largest outdoor inflatable movie screen in the US.
Source: www.outdoor-movies.com

America Outdoors - Information Services for Outdoor Recreation …
Information area for America's fishermen, hunters, hikers, bikers, campers, boaters, shooters, skiers, outdoor photographers, outdoorsmen, all outdoor …
Source: www.americaoutdoors.com

Adventure Travel and Outdoor Recreation - GORP.com
Award winning - Manufacturer specializing in weatherized & weatherproof loudspeakers, outdoor speakers and in-ceiling in-wall speakers, outdoor speaker, …
Source: gorp.away.com

Outdoor Search Engine - Outdoor Hits Connects Hunters, Anglers …
Alpha Trekker - "Join other outdoor enthusiasts in buying first class outdoor gear directly from manufacturers and suppliers. Save at least 25% or more on …
Source: www.outdoorhits.com

Teak Outdoor Furniture - Home & Garden - BizRate - Compare prices …
Buy Teak Outdoor Furniture from Home & Garden stores. Compare prices & shop online at BizRate. Check store ratings before you buy Outdoor Furniture.
Source: www.bizrate.com

Love the Outdoors Camping & Campgrounds - camping, campgrounds …
Features camping, rving and hiking tips, campgrounds, gear, checklists, camp cooking recipes, campsite safety, camp songs, state and national parks, …
Source: www.lovetheoutdoors.com

Welcome to The Outdoor Shop
The guide to travel, the outdoors and active lifestyles in Japan. Enjoy activity guides, travel guides, hot spring guides, live weather forecasts, …
Source: www.theoutdoorshop.com

Austin's Most Active Outdoor, Sport & Social Club
Guide to Wisconsin outdoor news, activities, events, resort listings and reports for hunting and fishing from around the state.
Source: www.hillcountryoutdoors.com

Outdoor Japan - Japan's bilingual magazine about outdoors, travel …
The guide to travel, the outdoors and active lifestyles in Japan. Enjoy activity guides, travel guides, hot spring guides, live weather forecasts, …
Source: www.outdoorjapan.com

Outdoor Adventure Canada - Backpacking, Canoeing, Kayaking, and …
Monthly online magazine covering the world of hunting and fishing. By writers who share their experiences. For Online Sportsmen.
Source: www.outdooradventurecanada.com

Outdoor Lighting
NET is a great source for outdoor lighting of all sorts. Outdoor wall mount lights, outdoor chain-hung lights, outdoor postmount lanterns,outdoor column …
Source: www.outdoorlights.net

Carolinas Outdoor Adventures - the largest and most active outdoor …
Allweathers - Clothing and accessories for general outdoor use from store based … FRS Countrywear - Supplier of outdoor clothing and footwear by Barbour, …
Source: choa.com

Welcome to Clear Water Outdoor | Kayak Rentals | Outdoor Gear …
Visit Clear Water Outdoor in downtown Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. We're southeastern Wisconsin's top rated kayak rental venue for the novice or advance paddler. …
Source: www.clearwateroutdoor.com

Outdoor Resources Online : Climbing : Gear
Alpha Trekker - "Join other outdoor enthusiasts in buying first class outdoor gear directly from manufacturers and suppliers. Save at least 25% or more on …
Source: www.outdoor-resources.com

Outdoor Recreation � Stay Active with AMC
Members from Maine to Virginia participate in hiking, paddling, skiing, and other outdoor activities. Includes links to lodging destinations, local chapters …
Source: www.outdoors.org

Edmonton Outdoor Club
The official web site of the Edmonton Outdoor Club. One of the best places to meet new people in your own backyard - with adventure sports, travel, …
Source: www.edmontonoutdoorclub.com

Explore The Utah Outdoors - Utah Outdoor Activities.Com
Offering stories, reviews and photos on activities in the Utah outdoors.
Source: www.utahoutdooractivities.com

OUTDOORSmagic - the total online Outdoors action resource
News, detailed gear reviews, features and links and much for walkers and climbers.
Source: www.outdoorsmagic.com

Outdoors Network - Fishing, Fly Fishing, Hunting, Lefty Kreh, BASS
Fishing , Fly Fishing, Hunting , Lefty Kreh, BASS and more, from Outdoors Network - Bringing the Outdoors Indoors.
Source: www.outdoors.net

Outdoor Bloggers Network
Hello and welcome to The Outdoor Bloggers Network. Please take a moment to browse the sites linked in the left column, as these writers are working hard to …
Source: www.heartlandoutdoorsman.com

MARKS OUTDOOR SPORTS - Your source for hunting and fishing …
Features camping, rving and hiking tips, campgrounds, gear, checklists, camp cooking recipes, campsite safety, camp songs, state and national parks, …
Source: www.marksoutdoors.com

funoutdoors.com | Outdoor Recreation in America
Henricks Outdoors, LLC is a leading publisher of niche Web sites for the fishing, hunting, and outdoor industries. Hunters, anglers, gun owners, …
Source: www.funoutdoors.com

Toronto Outdoor Club
Whether your looking for an entire collection of contemporary outdoor furniture or Outdoor lounge chairs to sink into, go on, coddle your senses and exploit …
Source: www.torontooutdoorclub.com

Outdoor Recreation News - Topix
News on Outdoor Recreation continually updated from thousands of sources around the net.
Source: www.topix.net

funoutdoors.com | Outdoor Recreation in America
Great Outdoors Month 2007 began with a flourish, announced by a Presidential proclamation and through parallel actions by nearly half of the governors (to …
Source: www.funoutdoors.com

The Outdoor Radio Network
Create the perfect outdoor setting with this selection of bar chairs, stools, and tables that are stylish for home or commercial settings.
Source: www.theoutdoorradionetwork.com

Outdoor Fun Store Swingsets, Playsets, Playground Equipment
Offers outdoor technical gear and apparel for camping, climbing, snow sports, surfing, and skating.
Source: www.outdoorfunstore.com

Outdoor Review | Reviews on outdoor snowboard ski and flyfish gear
Welcome to Outdoor Review, the leading source of consumer generated reviews and community.
Source: www.outdoorreview.com

OUTDOOR SPEAKER DEPOT � USA - Quality Loudspeakers Est 1966 …
Award winning - Manufacturer specializing in weatherized & weatherproof loudspeakers, outdoor speakers and in-ceiling in-wall speakers, outdoor speaker, …
Source: www.outdoorspeakerdepot.com

Specialty Outdoors, Outdoors Sewing and Repair
Retailer of outdoor gear, books and maps for hiking, backpacking, camping, mountain biking, climbing, kayaking and outdoor activities.
Source: www.specialtyoutdoors.com

Wisconsin Outdoor, your guide to Wisconsin resorts, hotels, motels …
Outdoor Adventure Canada is your outdoor resource for backpacking, hiking, camping, canoeing and kayaking.
Source: www.wisconsinoutdoor.com

Amazon.com: The Outdoor Shower: Creative design ideas for backyard …
Online shopping for outdoor & patio furniture including hammocks, garden benches, gazebos & more, grills, flowers, plants, seeds, lawn mowers, garden tools, …
Source: www.amazon.com

Outdoor Recreation News - Topix
Official site. Resources, links, photos, license information and contact.
Source: www.topix.net

Amazon.com Patio & Garden: Patio furniture, flowers, plants, flags …
Online shopping for outdoor & patio furniture including hammocks, garden benches, gazebos & more, grills, flowers, plants, seeds, lawn mowers, garden tools, …
Source: www.amazon.com

The Outdoor Radio Network
Fishing, Hunting & Boating Podcast & Videocast on The Outdoor Radio Network … Weekly Hunting and outdoor news & information for Pennsylvania's sportsmen …
Source: www.theoutdoorradionetwork.com

Outdoors Network - Fishing, Fly Fishing, Hunting, Lefty Kreh, BASS
Experience the outdoors online — hiking, skiing, camping, and mountain biking with gear reviews and adventure profiles.
Source: www.outdoors.net

Craftsman Electric Powered Outdoor Power Equipment: Find, Compare …
NEW Explore and refine outdoor photos with our brand new clustery goodness! … Shop stunning outdoor lighting Most in stock. Great Prices. Ship Free. …
Source: shopping.yahoo.com

Clothing, Backpacks, Travel Gear, Snowboards & Skis - US Outdoor Store
Offers outdoor technical gear and apparel for camping, climbing, snow sports, surfing, and skating.
Source: www.usoutdoorstore.com

Outdoor Search Engine - Outdoor Hits Connects Hunters, Anglers …
Outdoor search engine for hunting, fishing, camping, boating, and other outdoor recreational activities.
Source: www.outdoorhits.com

MARKS OUTDOOR SPORTS - Your source for hunting and fishing …
A sporting goods store providing news, information, feature articles, interesting discussion on hunting and fishing topics and outdoor sporting equipment.
Source: www.marksoutdoors.com

Outdoor Classroom
Outdoor Classroom website is for teachers and students to share successful outdoor activities, inspirational stories, and information/resources for teachers …
Source: outdoorclassroom.org

Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America - Information About …
Information area for America's fishermen, hunters, hikers, bikers, campers, boaters, shooters, skiers, outdoor photographers, outdoorsmen, all outdoor …
Source: www.aafa.org

Survive Outdoors - Outdoor Recreation and Safety
Large informational website covering topics like poison ivy, ticks, heat exhaustion, spider bites, and the psychology of survival.
Source: www.surviveoutdoors.com

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Theme Song For The Year

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

This year my wife, Michelle, came up with the great idea to pick a theme song for the year instead of make new year’s resolutions. Basically, pick something that will inspire you for the whole year; something that will frame the year for you. I started out going through my collection and wanted some anthemic. I finally decided on Jean-Michel Jarre’s “Rendevous IV”. I’ve been a fan of Jarre for quite sometime and I always seem to listen to “Rendevous” when I’ve been triumphant or want to be. The music is catchy and it inspires me every time I hear it. I have a collection of music that I’ve always played before contests and interviews and this one is the last one I play now. I also picked this one because of the grand visions that I have when I hear it. I guess that comes from the first time I heard it was on Jarre’s Moscow DVD and the imagery was awe inspiring! Needless to say, I expect 2007 to be a GREAT year! And yeah, Jarre RULES!

Railroad Baron

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Advice to parents: if you’re about to get started with Thomas & Friends, buy into the “Take-Along” diecast universe, like Target sells. The wooden sets’ll kill you.

Not pictured:
Toby $9.99
Trevor $12.99
Mavis $10.99

Length: 1:11

[Creative liberties taken.]
[Music: “Cranky Beats”, created in GarageBand, with apologies to Alec Baldwin]

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Animals Of A Different Sort

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Spitting cobras, emus, and a Gila monster were but a few of my living companions in the seventies. Ironically, I am so not an animal lover, it is more that I tolerate animals. If you had told me that one day I would live amongst exotic animals within the confines of my own home, I would have run the other way. For four years, I endured co-habitation with a strange husband and his strange home business. I met my ex-husband in Tennessee. We dated for a short time and during a moment of insanity, I agreed to leave my family and friends and run off to Florida with him. All of our belongings were packed in my Datsun pickup truck and off we went. Our destination was unknown. For one week our home was in a tent in the Okefenokee Swamp. Our neighbors were raccoons that ravaged through our meager food supply on a nightly basis. Mosquitoes as big as hummingbirds buzzed us relentlessly. Of course, there were alligators galore lurking in the water’s edge. Once, we rented a sixteen foot flat bottom boat and trolled a few good miles through the murky waters of the Okefenokee Swamp. In some spots it was like going through a jungle with the occasional alligator eyes peering above the surface of the water at us. All seemed well and almost relaxing until we ran out of gas and were upstream from the base camp. The sun was setting and no other boats were in sight. All we could do was paddle. I with the oar in the rear paddling on one side, then the other. My ex was in the front sculling to steer. My job of paddling was the more strenuous of the two, but there was no way that I was putting my arm in the water as gator bait. Fortunately, after about one hour, a loan boater was puttering his way back to camp and seeing our dilemma threw us a line and towed us back to shore.Without remorse on my part, we left the swamp in search of a more stable home environment. Next stop was a small town called Lake City, Florida and a job offer for my spouse as an alligator wrestler at a place appropriately called Alligator Town. It was a paycheck which afforded us our first roof over our head, a travel trailer in a nearby trailer park. The trailer was so small that if anyone came to visit, we all had to sit outside. The belongings we had packed in my truck stayed in the truck. The bathroom in the trailer was not much more than a spicket in a small closet. One week was all I could stand. After that, we moved on up the road to a bigger trailer…whoopee. At least this place had a toilet and a tub in the same room. The spare bedroom was used to house our ferret, named Freddie. The living room was rather spacious, therefore, my hubby set up a large aquarium for his python (or maybe it was a boa constrictor), I forget. Whatever big snake it was, it escaped during the night. Can you imagine having to tell your neighbors that if they find a rather large nine foot snake, please return it to us? It brought us notoriety. The local newspaper got wind of it and ran an article. Fortunately, the snake was found and returned to its aquarium with extra cinder blocks on the top to keep it inside. My neighbors didn’t visit me.To supplement our meager income, I got a job and we were able to locate a house in the country in which to move ourselves and our growing menagerie. The house was crummy, but beggars cannot be choosers. It was at the house that my husband decided to become an entrepreneur. He formed the Suwanee Zoological Society and the spare bedroom became home to caged rattlesnakes, pythons, cobras, copperheads, lizards, and anything else he could get his hands on. If I try really hard, I can conjure up memories in that house that nightmares are made of. One in particular was when I was sleeping and heard a noise out of the ordinary. I got out of bed and went into the hallway to the door of the spare bedroom housing all the critters. Like hundreds of other times, I opened the door and reached in and turned on the light switch. The first thing that caught my eye was the overturned cages on the bedroom floor. My next move made my heart stop and all the blood drained out of my head. I looked up from the floor and turned my head slightly and came face to face (within probably two inches) with a boa constrictor. Apparently, he had escaped from his cage and in so doing, knocked over anything it slithered over. Slowly backing away and closing the door shut, I went back to bed and slowly pulled the covers off my husband and then with a heavy handed slap in the middle of the back, woke him up. For the next few days, I was finding baby snakes all over the house, some were harmless, some were poisonous.My best friend was not phased by our strange habitat and she visited frequently. On a whim, we decided to cook dinner for the gang. Bustling around the kitchen, we gathered our ingredients and cooking utensils to make the dinner. She was unable to locate a particular size pot in a bottom cabinet. I told her I would find it and reached into the cabinet and again experienced another heart-stopping moment when I realized my arm was hovering above the head of a coiled rattlesnake. Knowing well enough not to make a sudden move, I slowly backed out and when I knew I was out of range began yelling for my husband. Hearing the panic in my voice, he made haste to the kitchen and focused his attention to where I was pointing my finger. With a sigh of relief, he said, “So that’s where it has been hiding.”The house we lived in was in need of much work. The kitchen was probably the worst room as it needed new linoleum, new wallpaper as what was in it was busy and hideous, and the ceiling had a hole in it leading to the attic. The hole was covered with a heavy piece of butcher paper. It was from this point that a six inch baby cobra dangled and it was I who noticed this anomaly. Again, summoning immediate help, my husband walked into the room and carefully pulled the little poisonous snake from the ceiling. Looking at me with the utmost sincerity said, “I was going to tell you about losing this snake.”Snake hunting expeditions took my husband and his buddies away for days at a time. For the most part, I was only at the house for a few hours each night because I was working two jobs. All I wanted was a shower and a few hours sleep before the next shift started. The times when I was at the house alone usually did not bother me, except for one. A recently acquired addition to the animal inventory was a Gila monster, which is a very dangerous reptile. I instructed to feed the animal…carefully. Honestly, I did try, but it lunged and scared me to death. The Gila monster did not get its supper that night and it apparently was upset with me. Although it was in a cage in a closed off bedroom, it was making a terrible racket by banging up against the cage and making threatening guttural noises. I couldn’t afford to go to a motel and I had nowhere else to go, but I was determined not to stay in the same house with this creature; so I got my blanket and my pillow and slept in the car for the next two nights.One day a package arrived at the house from a fellow reptile lover. Tokay geckos were supposed to be in the box, but we were not sure how many. The tape was carefully cut and the outside packing was peeled away. The lid was lifted off of the box and in a split second, hundreds of Tokay geckos escaped and ran at lighting speed in every direction. They are speedy little lizards. For the duration of our stay in that house, we were finding Tokay geckos everywhere. Our neighbors, who were not especially fond of our being there, reported geckos in their homes, too. It wasn’t totally a bad thing because they loved to eat roaches and palmetto bugs (which were in abundance) and spiders, which I despise. It was unnerving, however, to be lying in bed and feeling the scurrying lizard run across the covers or be awakened out of a deep sleep with their croaking. The reason they are called Tokay geckos is because that is what they actually say, ‘Toe-Kay’, over and over again.My most memorable moment of self-awareness in that I was living in a mad house was on one of those days my husband was out on a reptile hunting expedition. I was home alone and it was pouring down rain, a real gully washer. A pickup truck drove up and a man with a large plastic garbage can stood on my doorstep. I answered the door and he asked if this is where someone bought snakes. I said, “yes, but you will have to come back later.” He said he couldn’t, he had a big rattlesnake and if we did not want it, he would go elsewhere. Well, I had witnessed my husband toting a sack containing snakes hundreds of times. I didn’t see the harm of giving the guy money and me putting the snake, still in the bag, in the “snake room” until my husband got home. Well, this particular snake was not in a bag. The man was wanting me to put the snake in a bag. When he took the top off the trash can, all I saw was a humongous body of the largest rattlesnake I had ever seen. “No way, man,” I said. He was actually angry that I wouldn’t take the snake off his hands and pay him money. He said a few choice words and left with his snake. When my husband returned, I recounted the event to him. His response was, “Are you crazy?…Do you know how much money that snake would bring?” Did I feel foolish because my priorities were not straight? No. This was the beginning of the end of our four year marriage.I realize that all creatures are put on this earth for reason. They all have their place in this world and my spare bedroom is not one of them.Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Denise_KelsoVitamins That Help Premature Ejaculation
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mobile media BUGS

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Thanks for your replies. Here they are (in no order). -M

1) Mobile hardware should be user serviceable.
2) Mobile hardware should provide easy connectivity to other hardware to extend capabilities (easy connection to TV, monitor, network, alternative input devices)
3) The necessity of plugging in to charge up the battery.

1 Inconsistencies in software
2 Processing power too weak
3 Input devices suck (or require learning a new language - eg Graffitti)

1. the lack of etiquette that cell phones seem to foster.
2. battery life needs to be better.
3. more modular/upgradeable technology

1. compatibility with other gadgets (or lack there of)
2. components break easily
3. the day after you decide to buy anything, something “bigger and better” always comes out.

1) short battery life
2) negative impact on social protocol (i.e., rudeness)
3) dependency on closed proprietary networks

1 GPS Auto-Guide: When the car goes under the free ways crossings or about the high buildings areas, it losses the contact with the satellites. And sometimes, even weak signals make it fail to function.
2 GPS Auto-Guide: For those new to somewhere or depending on this guides too much, he/she will probably get lost at even a very small area only because the geo date are not available to the satellites.
3 SMS of Mobile Phone: Sometimes, a lingeringly sent SMS drives people crazy and confused by mixed, sequentially wrong information.

1) Laws are made such that companies can

British Cardinal “Legislating Intolerance”

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Thanks for a reader for posting these statements from Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor, from Catholic News Service in the comments: “. . .”My fear is that, under the guise of legislating for what is said to be tolerance, we are legislating for intolerance,” he said during a March 28 lecture in London a week after the government forced through new gay rights legislation with minimal debate in the House of Commons.

“Once this begins, it is hard to see where it ends,” said the cardinal. “My fear is that in an attempt to clear the public square of what are seen as unacceptable intrusions, we weaken the pillars on which that public square is erected, and we will discover that the pillars of pluralism may not survive … that is why I have sounded this note of alarm.”

He said “what looks like liberality is, in reality, a radical exclusion of religion from the public sphere.”

The cardinal said that aggressive secularism was accompanied by a cynicism of Christianity “so when Christians stand by their beliefs, they are intolerant dogmatists. When they sin, they are hypocrites.

“When they take the side of the poor, they are soft-headed liberals,” he said. “When they seek to defend the family, they are right-wing reactionaries.”

Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor said that more attacks on the place of religion in public life could be expected in the names of tolerance, equality and diversity.

“For my own part, I have no difficulty in being a proud British Catholic citizen,” said Cardinal Murphy-O’Connor. “But now it seems to me we are being asked to accept a different version of our democracy, one in which diversity and equality are held to be at odds with religion.

“We Catholics, and here I am sure I speak, too, for other Christians and all people of faith, do not demand special privileges, but we do demand our rights,” the cardinal said. . .”

This Has to be a Joke

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Does the Indiana University have some sort of September Fools’ Day tradition the rest of the world doesn’t know about? I don’t know how to make sense of this report otherwise.

A five-year study run by Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction proves what many in the scientific community have always suspected: having children significantly lowers the IQ of both male and female parents.

Researchers at the Kinsey Institute began their study in 1999 by giving 200 married couples who were planning on starting families within the next four years Intelligence Quotient (IQ) tests. By 2003, all but 27 of these couples had conceived.

Another IQ test was given to each set of parents successful in conceiving and birthing a baby six months after their child was born. These results were compared to the previous intelligence tests.

In every single one of the 173 cases, both parents scored at least twelve points lower on the second IQ test, with the majority of parents losing twenty or more IQ points.

Dr. Hosung Lee, director of the study, was not surprised with the findings. “The research proved that our hypothesis was correct. Having children does retard one’s brain activity, and since both parents lost intelligence, we must assume that this loss has a psychological rather than biological cause.

Vox Hunt: Game Time

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Post a screenshot of the videogame you've been playing.  Bonus points for capturing it yourself!
Submitted by przyklenk.
I'm not really one for video games, but to bring up a previous post, I love this one website that has pretty games (join the fun)

Froggies!

I blame my lack of enthusiasm for video games on the fact that I can't play them very well. I grew up with the Atari as our game console, so I'm pretty skilled with one button and one joystick (and I'm pretty ok with the “paddle control” too). Give me these new-fangled controllers and you're in for a laugh.

Atari-2600

My brother bought a play station a while back, and I played Katamari. The controls were easy to figure out, and I didn't have to shoot anyone. Perfect!

Encountering Verna

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Verna Dozier, writer and educator, died one year ago this weekend. The Café offers this remembrance.

By Kathleen Henderson Staudt

Late last summer, I was at the beach with my family, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Checking my email one day in the last week of August, I saw a note from Virginia Seminary asking our prayers for Verna Dozier, former faculty member there and beloved local prophet in Washington DC. She was the author of The Dream of God and The Calling of the Laity, and known as a prophetic voice in the church, calling “the church, the people of God” to claim as our own the work of reconciliation in the world, the work to which our Christian faith calls us.

That last week in August, 2006, Verna was coming to the end of a long illness and nearing her death, and the email asked for our prayers for her peaceful passing. As I absorbed this news, a surprising prayer welled up in me: recalling the story of the prophet Elisha, inheriting the mantle of Elijah. I prayed, “Please, let a portion of Verna’s spirit rest on me, and let the message she carried be continued in me, and in Your church.”

The next day, I was walking on the beach, my favorite prayer-place on these summer vacations. A passing hurricane had whipped up a strong sea-surge, covering the beach and creating dramatic waves, and an offshore wind now stirred the sea oats and dune grasses so that they bent deeply toward the churning ocean. The power of the wind that day reminded me of the power and prophetic energy I had experienced, reading Verna’s works, and being in her presence, and I prayed for her as I walked. Later I learned that she had passed from this life on that day, September 1, 2006. That spontaneous, prayerful connection with her, in those last days of her life, has led me to reflect more deeply on how Verna Dozier’s prophetic spirit and message have shaped my own understanding and experience of the call to Christian discipleship in this hurting and broken world.

I first encountered Verna Dozier’s writing in the mid 1990’s, in an adult forum at the Church of Our Saviour, Hillandale in Silver Spring, Md. Bernice Harris Shook, an active participant in that forum, remembered having Verna Dozier as a teacher when she was a student in the DC public schools. This work in the church, including teaching at VTS as adjunct faculty, came only after Verna retired from her career as a school teacher. She would bristle when people referred to her post-retirement work of teaching in the church and ask “when did you begin your ministry?” Her work as an educator, she insisted, was just as much her ministry. That attracted me because at the time I was struggling to connect my growing inner life of prayer with my work and identity as a parent and a teacher, both in and beyond the church. I was convinced that my Christian faith was supposed to make a difference in the way I lived my life, and Verna’s work gave me language and a theological grounding for this conviction.

She herself grew up reading the Bible — the Bible and Shakespeare were the only books in her household. A lover of literature, she understood the stories of Scripture as containing truths that are greater than factual truth, as telling the continuing story of humanity’s relationship with God. That too spoke to my heart, as a poet and lover of literature. When she taught workshops, Verna would insist that every Christian should be able to re-tell the story of the Bible in 10 minutes, as a way of “making it our own.” She read Scripture as the story of the “dream of God” — God’s desire to be in relationship with us, and to see us in loving relationship with one another. From Adam and Eve, through the people of Israel, and the early disciples around Jesus, the story of Scripture records a God who is continually calling us to return.The church of our own time, she argued, still beset by the heritage of Constantine, has lost its understanding of “ministry” to a broken world as the work of all God’s people, focusing too much on the ministry of the clergy, the servants of the institution. The church, the people of God, she argued, is again being called to return to its original purpose – to love and serve the world that God loves. The prophetic energy of Verna’s message about the calling of the laity comes through clearly in her writing. I encountered that energy in person on the first of two occasions when I met her.

It was early Lent of 1996, and both of us had been invited to a party given by Martha Horne, then dean of Virginia seminary. I was wandering around when I spotted Verna Dozier sitting in a wing chair at the edge of the room, a frail figure, watching the proceedings quietly. I went to her and introduced myself, “gushing” like the fan I was about how much her writing had helped me to understand and claim my ministry as a lay person and a teacher in the church. She talked with me a bit about my story and my work, and then fixed me with her compelling, prophetic gaze, pointed her finger at me and wagged it sternly as she said to me, “Now: don’t you go and get ordained: Jesus was not ordained. Jesus was a teacher.”

I had sat down on the floor in order to hear Verna over the ambient noise, and so I was literally sitting at her feet as she said these words, and I have always remembered them as the message I received, sitting at the feet of the Teacher. They helped me tremendously in my efforts during those early years to name and claim a vocation as writer and teacher for which we didn’t have clear categories.

Verna’s was a well known voice in the Diocese of Washington. Her message is inspiring to lay people who hear and read it, but it is still not widely known, and my experience is that few people outside the Diocese of Washington have been aware of Verna’s prophetic message. Part of this is may be because her anti-institutional message is ultimately threatening to the structures of the church that could help to spread the message about the authority of the laity and our call to a mission of reconciliation within the “kingdoms of this world.” The closing paragraphs of The Dream of God still resonate today, for those of us who care about the mission of the church, the people of God, in this aching and broken world. Here’s what she writes:
The people of God are called to a possibility other than the kingdoms of the world. They must be ambassadors—again, St. Paul’s word—to every part of life. They witness to another way that governments can relate to one another, that money can be earned and spent, that doctors and care-givers and engineers and lawyers and teachers can serve their constituencies, that wordsmiths and musicians and artists and philosophers can give us new visions of the human condition. That is the ministry of the laity.

All of them need the support system of the institutional church. There must be those resting places where the story is treasured and passed on in liturgy and education. There must be those islands of refuge where the wounded find healing; the confused, light; the fearful, courage, the lonely, community; the alienated, acceptance; the strong, gratitude. Maintaining such institutions is the ministry of the clergy.

We have all failed the dream of God. The terribly patient God still waits.

Dr Kathleen Henderson Staudt works as a teacher, poet, spiritual director and retreat leader in the Washington DC area, and teaches courses in literature and theology at Virginia Theological Seminary and the University of Maryland, College Park. She is the author of At the Turn of a Civilisation: David Jones and Modern Poetics and Annunciations: Poems out of Scripture. Her blog is at poetproph.blogspot.com.